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Going to Ponny & Ilona's wedding [06 Aug 2007|10:16pm]
Is anyone from Geelong that has room for 2 people and some boot space going to the wedding?
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Thought for the day...and perhaps longer. [10 Jun 2007|11:26pm]
[ music | Jag Panzer - Feast or Famine ]

Self-improvement is a continuous process. It is not a magic bullet, simple formula with a handful of variables, sudden attainment of nirvana or cosmic alignment. We aim for perfection but expect a barely-noticeable, gradual, yet definitely real progression. While we must be sure that we are, indeed progressing, we should be careful not to confuse perfection with par lest we lose the confidence that allows us to commit to the measures that keep us on that gradual progression of improvement.

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Throw the bus down the well [03 Jun 2007|04:15pm]
Normally, I have no problems with Geelong buses, though they can occasionally be filled with all manner of obnoxious cunts, and take routes that seem to make no sense. It's certainly better than, say, Detroit, where "public transport" between the 'burbs and the city means a neighbourhood carpool.

Today, though, I went to catch the bus at Wilson's Rd. At 8:20 - 3 minutes before it's due at the stop three previous to mine I see it go past my stop with me 50 metres away. So, I figure maybe my watch is slow, and I hurry to Boundary Rd where a bus is due just after 8:30.

I wait there, and hooray! The bus comes around the bend, and the cunt drives right past me! Next time I'm on his bus I'm paying with an elbow. Only kidding.....

Luckily I got back to Wilsons Rd with enough time to call the company (calmly) before getting on the 8:50.

Grrrr....
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For you, Zombos [27 May 2007|03:59pm]
Roger Waters vs Montreal
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When I think about me I touch myself [02 May 2007|12:46am]
[ music | Megadeth - Kick The Chair ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_Australia_2007#Housemates


Kate Gladman[20] (born 1982) is an enquiry officer and Lawyer from Victoria, once accepted a position at Oxford University in Britain. She describes her perfect relationship as "being single" and describes herself as heavenly and fabulous.[21]


Here's another adjective: Narcissistic.

Unless she's just very clever and is taking the piss.

Based on her application for and appearance on Big Brother, I choose to go with Occam's Razor here, and say that the first, simplest, explanation is most likely.
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[22 Apr 2007|06:54pm]
[ music | Nasenbluten - Fuck Anna Wood ]

Here is the myspaz profile of one of the chicks who was found in the hills.

I think this is what Borat was referring to with the phrase "very funny retardation".

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New Infected Mushroom [09 Apr 2007|07:08pm]
[ music | Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane ]

The new Infected Mushroom is quite good. Not perfect - too much fucking singing, too many almost-pop songs. But quite good.

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[23 Mar 2007|11:10pm]
I saw an emo tonight. He had an NES controller tied to his bag. Couldn't have been older than 18. Which means he likely bought an NES controller for the express purpose of using it as a fashion accessory.

WTF?
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Emo [03 Mar 2007|10:48pm]
[ music | Death - Bite The Pain ]

Emo.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all.

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[01 Mar 2007|12:03am]
[ music | Sleep Terror - Vague Sentiments ]

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Your personality type is RCOEI
You are moderately social, moderately calm, organized, egocentric, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Salt Lake City, Washington DC, Austin, Denver, Portland/Salem, Reno, Greensboro, Tucson, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Raleigh/Durham, Greenville/Spartanburg and these international countries/regions Czech Republic, Croatia, Russia, China, Romania, Brazil, Germany, Slovenia, Switzerland, Israel, Poland, Taiwan, France, Caribbean, Guam, Mexico

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
City Reviews at CityCulture.org
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Muay Thai Orang-utans! [21 Feb 2007|11:08pm]

Call to ban orang-utan kickboxing bouts

An international animal rights group has called on Thailand to ban controversial kickboxing fights between endangered orang-utans held daily at a Bangkok wildlife park.

The orang-utans, wearing boxing gloves and garish shorts, are put in a ring and encouraged to fight their opponents using fists, knees, elbows and feet.



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the whittington bus [12 Feb 2007|10:38pm]
one of the great things about my treo is that I can document, live, the scum on the other side of the aisle bragging about, fuckin, bottle fights, and fuckin, stealing old ladies' phones
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Ninjas are teh ghey [07 Feb 2007|12:35am]
[ music | Amusing Japanese K-1 kickboxing commentators ]

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[11 Jan 2007|09:58pm]
[ music | Jean-Michel Jarre - Industrial Revolution Part 3 ]

You scored as Stewie Griffin. Congradulations you are Stewie. One of the best characters on the show and the crowd favorite. Because you are stewie you prob are one evil sick bastard.

Stewie Griffin

100%

Meg Griffin

50%

Joe

38%

Peter Griffin

25%

Lois Griffin

13%

Chris Griffin

13%

Glenn Quagmire

13%

Cleveland Brown

13%

Brian Griffin

13%

Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)
created with QuizFarm.com

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Question [11 Jan 2007|09:40pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Jean-Michel Jarre - Industrial Revolution Overture ]

Would I be a pretentious git for liking Jean-Michel Jarre?

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[28 Dec 2006|01:11am]
[ music | LA Style - James Brown Is Dead ]

James Brown
Is Dead.

*daahhhh daahhhhh dahhhhhhhh....da da da da, da, da, da, da-da da*

I've been waiting 14 years for that.

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James Blunt [11 Dec 2006|06:51pm]
[ music | Judas Priest - Nightcrawler ]

James Blunt needs to die in a fire.

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Women and IT [27 Nov 2006|12:07am]
[ music | The Geek Comedy Tour 3000 ]

The Age recently printed an article about women and the relative lack thereof in IT; why they rarely get into the field into the first place, and a bunch of anecdotes about how they don't get respect. But they didn't get into why...

As usual, I have theories.

1. The promotional methods used to try and entice girls into IT.

Now, these aren't necessarily that much different from the methods used to entice boys, but the material tends to have a very girl-appeal specific slant to them. It's all "IT isn't all just ugly geeky boys, there are some hotties too OMG! And you get to wear a suit and carry a laptop over your shoulder and give PowerPoint presentations! Wow! Glamour, world travel, money money money! Go for it girl!". Or, it's about how there's more to IT than assembly code, packet switching and filesystems. Do you see how this might engender prejudice in boys who would be kindly described as ugly and geeky, who distrust people who wear suits, and write jokes in assembly? Or the gamers who think they're like that? It's as if the motivation is that there's too many techie boys - though, the last I checked, they pay just as much HECS - so let's try and sell the course as if the students we actually want are the opposite of them.

2. Girls drifting into the "soft sciences" fields of IT.

"Oh, I think she's doing a thesis on baseline security models"
"Who?"
"That chick that failed OO, the one that cried in the tute because she couldn't understand abstract base classes"
"Oh, that dumb bitch. Figures"

Again, when you value being able to write self-modifying assembly code that plays "Happy Birthday" on the PC speaker, it's easy to disrespect the soft areas of IT. Technical skill for its own sake - masturbatory IT, if you will - needs no interface to real people, which is what these soft sciences basically provide. And while a dose of the real world will help one gain appreciation for the people who provide insulation from managers, clients, and other impossible-to-deal-with types, there's a disrespect that often lingers. For while those working in the soft areas of IT will help provide real-world meaning to what technical people do, they aren't really required for the mere execution of any particular task. If sufficiently skilled, a technical person who decides to act against the will of their company/family/government/school can, more-or-less, do anything. Being able to translate techspeak to marketingspeak won't get you inside police files, or let you change grades for fun and profit, or give you a root shell on the machine of a hated rival. Since girls tend toward areas of IT that are considered to imply less potency, and therefore, aren't respected as much by technical people, girls in an IT lecture theatre will tend to be profiled accordingly. This is unfortunately much easier because there are few girls overall, and therefore there are even fewer that contradict the stereotype, which ends up influencing future enrolments and the situation self-perpetuates. While there are many males who also study in soft areas of IT, the large overall number of males means that there are relatively too few to form stereotypes about males in soft IT. They're in the minority anyway.

3. Pussy Power Programming

We've all seen it. The clueless chick who got a perfect score on her programming assignment because of a promise - whether explicit or implicit, fulfilled or unfulfilled - that the lonely male who did the work for her would be in like Flynn afterward. Now, granted, there are relatively very few of these - maybe 1-3 in each class of a few hundred - but they stick in the memory of those who either did their own work - especially females - or, were exploited. These women tend to be very well qualified for IT sales, especially if they managed to pass rudimentary "This is a bit, this is a byte" type subjects. In such roles, they are omnipresent at pre-sale consultations, post-sales, the eye candy is put back in the box, never to be seen again. Of course, there are men who cheat on assignments too. Tonnes of them. However, these tend to either be group efforts - everyone works together, then everyone hands in the same assignment - or, helping a friend out who thought it was due next week, or, charity for the lazy. In any case, they don't involve deceptive exploitation of the helper, and especially not the exploitation of a lonely geek's willingness to do anything for the shadow of a chance of sex, which, strangely enough, doesn't sit well with other lonely geeks.

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What tarot card am I? [21 Nov 2006|08:31pm]


You are The Magician


Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.


Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.


The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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Shock and Awe - UCLA Campus Police Taser Student [17 Nov 2006|11:16pm]
[ music | Fear Factory - Securitron (Police State 2000) ]

Fuck these fucking pigs and the cunts they dropped out of.

watch

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